GPS Needed to Save Idol

Florida: In 2006, thieves stole two statues of the baby Jesus from a display in front of the Wellington Community Center — even though, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports, the little guy was strapped in with a cable. “They’re expensive,” Paul Schofield, the village’s community services director, told the newspaper — noting that the statues [...]

The Christmas Retard of the Day: Wah Wah China is Freer for Christians than America

As Christmas approaches, the volume of CHRISTMAS RETARDS who keep claiming that any American who celebrates Christmas will get locked up and shot by the Evil Anti-Christmas Forces increases. Like the Liberals who kept claiming that if you disagree with Bush you’ll get shot, these CHRISTMAS RETARDS don’t seem to have the brain cells to [...]

Lakewood News We Don’t Care About

This is Lakewood News We Don’t Care About
Modern Orthodox Jews Discovered in Lakewood
Lakewood Mayor Meir Lichtenstein has called for a speedy police investigation after reports came of Modern Orthodox Jews in Lakewood.
“The Blacks and the Mexicans are one thing, at least they clean our toilets, but modern Orthodox Jews we draw the line,” said Rabbi [...]

Yes Virginia, There is a “Self-Hating Jews for Christmas”

A lot of Jews have a need to be somebody’s bitch. Whether it’s Liberal Jews screaming that we should vote Obama and leave Iran alone or Conservative Jews screaming that Christmas is under attack, there’s something warped in our psyche from 3000 years filled with slavery and exile. Some sort of need to find a [...]