Creepy Bald Guy From Florida Fulfills Dream of Marrying Chinese Girl

The Jerusalem Post, the idiot’s outlet for news from Israel, brings us this compelling joyful story about a creepy bald guy from Florida with an Asian fetish who got his wish fulfilled.
The article is called “Chinese girl finds love on kibbutz” but it’s more accurate name should be about the creepy bald guy with the [...]

Ovada Yosef’s Chief Rabbi: Bring Millions of Ethiopians to Israel

Centuries or maybe even decades from now when Israel has been destroyed by the gang of greedy idiots running the country into the ground, it’s a tossup whether the most popular Jewish curse word will be Olmert or Shas.
Right now I’d bet on Shas which is the last leg under Olmert’s toilet coalition and whose [...]

You’re a Left Wing Douchebag Wannabe Rabbi – Now Make 10 Wishes

That’s what Rabbi Joshua Waxman did over at the Beliefnet Virtual Talmud blog, a blog that has zippety doodah to do with Talmud and is virtual only in the sense that it has the same relationship to Talmud that VRML has to real life.
So here are Rabbi Joshua Waxman’s wishes for a hellish new year
President [...]

Is Seeing Titanic Worse Than Eating Pork?

From Tzvi Fishman
Several years ago, I was asked to lecture to a group of yeshiva students from South Africa. When they showed up late, I asked what happened. They explained that they had a few free hours, so they went to see a movie, Titanic.
“The Titanic!” I exclaimed. “Seeing a movie like that is worse [...]