Messianic Jewish Hate Campaign Against Real Jews in Full Swing

Using the Ariel bombing as an excuse, Christian cults operating in Israel under the name Messianic Jews, particularly in Arad, have begun a campaign of hate against Jews.
Like Scientologists, the cults calling themselves Messianic Jews claim that they’re being persecuted. Numerous videos across YouTube with titles like “Now This is Why Everyone Hates Jews” [...]

This is What Happens When Foreigners Staff Hospitals

America is the country of immigrants, except unfortunately these days it’s the country of illiterate immigrants handling services in English, a language they don’t actually speak.
Me: (calling hospital) “Hello I’d like to make an appointment to Dr. XYZ”
Heavily Accented Asian Lady: “What department is he in.”
Me: “I don’t know. He’s a GP. General Practitioner.”
Heavily Accented [...]

Hair Paradoxes

Spinning off a Frumhouse discussion on the topic, hair was a powerful idea for men and women in the Torah.
On the one hand the Sotah’s hair is loosened and unbound. On the other part of the Nazir’s restraint involves growing out his hair and not cutting it. For the ultimate Nazir, Shimshon’s hair is literally [...]

I Propose a Ban on Bans

If the Jew living in the Dor of Moshe Rabbeinu had a few hundred Issurim to deal with, by the end of Bayit Sheni the number of things forbidden had ballooned to the high thousands and by 1000 CE was several times that and today it’s virtually ad infinitum.
Part of that is the expanded capability [...]

Announcing the Douchebags of the Week!

All around the great big ball of smelly wax of the world, round and round the ball goes and where it stops… it stops at Douchebag Station. Douchebags stand at attention, this is your finest hour.
The first douchebag of the week is New York State Governor Elliot Spitzer who thought the law applied to everyone [...]

So You’re Single? Stop Whining About It.

So today I came across another blog post by a whiny single and it’s like all the rest. To spare you the emotional pain of linking to it, I’ll just break down what singles complain about.
1. People setting singles up
2. People not setting singles up
3. People asking singles if they’re single and trying to set [...]

Tear Your Bloody Tzizit!

Is this enough for you yet, you bastards?
Is this enough for you yet Shas? 300 million shekels. How many dead boys does that buy? How many votes does that buy. 30 million shekels a boy was the deal, eh Ovadya? Clutch those bloody shekels tightly you bastard and dream of making your idiot son [...]

Orthomom Denounces Rabbi for Criticizing Haman

Poor Orthomom. She came to Shul to find out who on her Five Towns block bought a Lexus this week (Oh, wow he got a promotion. I didn’t hear about that. Yistabach Malkeinu. Calf leather cushions???)
but instead of giving a vague speech about how we need to be nice to each other that Orthomom [...]