Stop Creeping People Out and You Won’t Get Beaten Up

It always works. First there’s a gay pride parade and then the gays begin whining about violence against them. Whether it’s in New York, LA or Jerusalem, it’s always the same damn thing. “Here, let me dress up as Satan in assless chaps and pretend to wank my boyfriend on a float in the middle [...]

I’m the Hatzalah Man

I’ve got a siren in my car
and a walkie on my belt
I can speed whenever I need
and be mechalel shabbos when I please
I’m special
I’m different
I’m the Hatzalah man
I’m the Hatzalah man
It’s the middle of Mincha when my belt begins to speak
Everyone’s davening can go on hold
I may have to go out on a call
1234 Fake [...]

IDF Soldier Killed Trying to Assassinate Olmert

Update: Latest news says he was actually a Druze border guard. Family is denying the idea that he committed suicide.
Accompanied by the lamest cover up story to date.
An IDF soldier was reportedly killed Tuesday in the middle of a farewell ceremony at Ben-Gurion airport held in honor of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in attendance of [...]

Why are the Anti-Frummie Critics Such Frakking Lunatics

It looked good on paper. The Frum world had no ability to monitor or reality check itself. The papers were beholden to the advertisers. So bloggers from the frum world would come forward, expose miscreants, blow the whistle and enforce some honesty for once.
Unfortunately the ones who came forward were Frakking lunatics. Which probably should [...]

The 5 Flavors of Frum Rebel Bloggers

Frum Rebel Bloggers, they’re all over the place and you can’t kill em. They come in 5 flavors like M&M’s and serious traumatic injuries. And here they are.

The Whiner – The Whiner or Kvetcher has no intention of actually leaving his community and finding one where he’d be happier. Usually Chassidish or Haredi, the Whiner [...]

Uri L’Tzedek Wankers Threaten to Begin Eating Kosher Meat for Kosher Boycott

Yes that’s right, McDonalds of the Upper West Side, Yeshivat Chovevei Torah students for the first time might actually keep Kosher, at least long enough to boycott Rubashkin’s Agriprocessors for being mean to Cows and Mexicans.
It’s a fun paradox that the creative school of Judaism, whose only Kosher meat probably has to be brought in [...]

Tim Russert is Dead. America Yawns.

Fame is always weird. It’s really weird how it makes people relate to the fortunes and misfortunes of people they never met and never will meet. People they have no relationship with except on one side of the TV or movie screen.
When I logged into WordPress, the leading post was someone caterwauling about Tim [...]

Shut the Hell Up: My Petition to Ari Hart and Uri L’tzedek

Mem’Hey Ba’Omer
April 34, 1921
Mr. Ari Hart
220 West Kochleffel Lane
Atlanta, GA, 90210
Dear Ari Hart,
Shut the hell up.
I say this to you not only as a Jew, a human being and a biological lifeform who’s sick to death of self-righteous wannabe Rabbis like you so desperate for two inches in the Forward that you’ll grow a scraggly [...]

Beware of Castrated Multiple Choice Questions

It’s a typical technique by people trying to box you into going their way to present a phony set of castrated multiple choice questions.
The most infamous one is used by Christians who claim that Jesus had to be
A. Lord
B. Liar
C. Lunatic
When someone hands you a list like that, you can be sure they’re lying their [...]