Samurai Mohel comes from the distant lands of the rising sun where he studied honor and martial arts before sailing west and entering a Yeshiva where he spent as many years as he had spent mastering the disciplines of the quick blade and the sharp thrust, studying Gemara and learning Meforshim and mastering the trick of falling asleep with his eyes open and replying to any question with, “Shut Up, I’m Learning.”
After a year of this, Samurai Mohel chose to turn his trusted sword to a more useful purpose. Now Samurai Mohel cuts down pomposity to size and castrates hypocrisy. He severs the testi… never mind that part of the metaphor is gross. Anyway Samurai Mohel is a force for good. Also he plays the guitar, builds bridges for impoverished Brazilian orphans (which does them absolutely no good) and singlehandedly created the Jewish Blogsphere by spitting in a cup of apple juice.
Now go and do likewise.
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very nice profile. So are you single?
Nice Profile. So, you’re single?
The name is cool ..but is kinda scary..for a male to contemplate.
The Big question: Metzitza or not?
Welcome to the J-B!
Then again..”singlehandedly created the Jewish Blogsphere by spitting in a cup of apple juice.”
Love the layout.
Some very funny stuff!
Dude can we do a link exchange?
http://frumsatire.net
sure
Drop me an email…I wanna talk more about one of your issues your write about. ASAP.
I’m really not interested in emailing anyone, if you have something private to say you can leave a comment, indicate it’s private and it won’t go up
So still single bubbeleh?
Very creative blog! How long have you been running it? Lots of hatslacha!
-Taming Korach