The Christmas Retard of the Day: Wah Wah China is Freer for Christians than America

As Christmas approaches, the volume of CHRISTMAS RETARDS who keep claiming that any American who celebrates Christmas will get locked up and shot by the Evil Anti-Christmas Forces increases. Like the Liberals who kept claiming that if you disagree with Bush you’ll get shot, these CHRISTMAS RETARDS don’t seem to have the brain cells to process their own stupidity or notice the fact that 90 percent of the country on down is celebrating Christmas and that stores began playing obnoxious Christmas jingles three months ago.


While the country with the most supposed religious freedoms cowers in fear at uttering the phrase Merry Christmas, China, the most oppressive country in the world in regard to religious freedom, joyously proclaims a hearty Merry Christmas to one and all.

Here for your viewing pleasure are Christmas Shoppers in China or as we like to ask in America, “What’s wrong with this picture?”

What’s wrong with this picture? Just that China has no religious freedom you THUNDERING JACKASS. Asian countries incorporate Western holidays as a shopping gesture. Japan has Halloween. It doesn’t mean they believe in witches. Communist Russia had Christmas too, they just removed the Christianity part from it and kept the Santa Claus part, which is all you really see anyway.

Who the BLOODY HELL cowers in fear at the phrase Merry Christmas? Just because stores say HAPPY HOLIDAYS in order to include every single potential shopper with cash to spend doesn’t mean they’re afraid of Christmas. It means they’re trying to maximize their appeal.

If you want a China Christmas so much, why don’t you move there you CHRISTMAS RETARD.

Meanwhile here in America we have a War on Christmas and we have to threaten boycotts to make retailers use the word Christmas in their promotions:

We don’t have a War on Christmas, we have CHRISTMAS WHORES like Bill O’Reilly who in between molesting their staffers and doing highly moral broadcasts about Spring Break pretend there’s a War on Christmas. A war that involves overpaid cashiers not wishing CHRISTMAS RETARDS their Merry Christmas without which their lives are a sodding ruin. Because it ain’t Christmas until that minimum wage checkout girl at Target working to get money for her parents nursing care wishes them a Merry Freaking Christmax and hands over their forty pounds of salami gift wrapped for them.

I am not defending China, it is well known that it still cruelly persecutes Christians

You don’t say, you $%^$&$% moron. Persecutes Christians? No &%^#$%# way. But at least they’ve got Santa, just like every &^%%^%$ American mall does. That must mean they have religious freedom. Oh wait, they *^&$^%%$ don’t.

Religious Freedom means FREEDOM TO WORSHIP. Not Freedom to shop at malls that wish you Merry Jeebusmas. Freedom to worship at the Church of your choice. China doesn’t have that. America Does, you ^%^%& CHRISTMAS RETARD.

When did wishing anyone a Merry Christmas turn into an insult?

A better question is when NOT wishing it turned into an insult. And the answer is when CHRISTMAS WHORES like Bill O’Reilly decided it was so and CHRISTMAS RETARDS like you took him up on it and began whining about not being wished a Merry Christmas even though you don’t even celebrate Christmas in the first bloody place.

I am an Atheist and I proudly wish everyone a Merry Christmas. If you’re not a Christian, then please accept the wish anyway.

And in return please accept my wish of HAPPY BIRTHDAY. What it’s not your birthday? Doesn’t matter. I feel like wishing you happy birthday anyway. And I’m going to. And I want everyone to wish me HAPPY BIRTHDAY too. Even though it’s not my birthday and I don’t celebrate birthdays anyway. What are you engaged in some kind of WAR ON BIRTHDAYS. I demand my rights. I’ve got a lawyer. Get me Bill O’Reilly out of the shower with his loofah.

Merry Christmas does not mean the wisher wants you to get down on your knees and worship Christ. Merry Christmas simply means “Please enjoy this most festive of seasons. I hope you and your family have joy and good health. May your heart fill with good will toward all men and may there be peace on Earth.”

This is an atheist. This is an atheist after three suborbital lobotomies.

Christmas = Christ. Happy Holidays or Season’s Greetings means all that crap about festive seasons and good will. Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Christ, savior of Christians.

Here’s the freaking hilarious part. When the CHRISTMAS RETARD here whines about the watering down of Christmas into Happy Holidays, his justification for it does the same exact thing. Christmas is not for Atheists. It’s for believers in Christ to celebrate his birth. It’s not about vague fuzzy feelings. It’s about the birth of the Christian savior. Watering it down into some vague fuzzy feelings about goodwill is the same thing as substituting HAPPY HOLIDAYS for Merry Christmas.

Not getting that my friend, is why you are a CHRISTMAS RETARD.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if some mother in China is telling her children: “Enjoy Christmas, my little ones, as much as you can, for there are children in America who are starving to hear the words, “Merry Christmas!”

No it would be retarded, just like you’re retarded. Chinese Christians are moving to America so they can have religious freedom, only to be confronted by CHRISTMAS RETARDS who insist that they had more religious freedom in China because the mall Santa has a sign reading Season’s Greetings.

That’s when the Chinese Christian says something like Gungzouh Fai, which means “Stupid Western Idiot” and heads off to the Church of his choice, something he can’t do in China, while the CHRISTMAS RETARD moves to China where he has a choice of one Church, itself controlled by the Chinese Communist party, but he’s got a Santa who actually wishes him Merry Christmas. If only he had a brain to go with it.