Stop Creeping People Out and You Won’t Get Beaten Up

It always works. First there’s a gay pride parade and then the gays begin whining about violence against them. Whether it’s in New York, LA or Jerusalem, it’s always the same damn thing. “Here, let me dress up as Satan in assless chaps and pretend to wank my boyfriend on a float in the middle of the city” and then it’s “WHY ARE PEOPLE SO INTOLERANT AND HOMOPHOBIC?? WHY??”

Here’s a thought, maybe people wouldn’t be so intolerant and homophobic if you didn’t insist on going out looking to provoke them. Normal people don’t run sexually explicit parades through gay areas. Hell even when normal people just have kids, gays begin sneering about “Breeders”. But of course we’re not supposed to talk about how bigoted gays are, just like we’re not supposed to talk about gay violence and gay sexual assaults against normal people.

Gay pride parades have nothing in common with normal parades. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t celebrate people having sex with each other. Neither does anybody else’s parade. The obvious message from Gay Pride Parades is gay identity is nothing more than male bathhouse sex with more colorful costumes. It puts the worst behavior gays can imagine on display to the public and then gays scream and whine, when attacks happen on them afterward by some of the 90 percent of the population who don’t appreciate a parade consisting of a celebration of public fornication by people whose stepfather molested them a few too many times growing up and who still haven’t gotten over it.

Like most people I’m not out to stone you with big rocks. Hell most of the time I don’t even care about you. Not even when you’re humming showtunes in line at the post office while prancing around like you’re Britney Spears. So of course naturally you work hard to provoke the most intolerant reactions around, so you can then whine about it and turn that guy who got beaten up on the bus into some sort of martyr for gay rights.

Let’s get it straight, creeping us out is not going to make us tolerate you. Annoying us and whining isn’t going to make us tolerate you. We tolerate people best when they leave us the hell alone. Yes we find you disgusting and always will. That doesn’t mean we can’t share a planet, it means that we don’t want to know about what you do and we’ll all be happier that way.

If you can’t think of anything more to be proud of than gay sex, you’ve got a bigger problem than “intolerance”, because your whole ridiculous identity is built on which hole you and your “partner” Sergio use. And that’s not an identity, it’s an identity crisis.

Your problem isn’t us, it’s yourselves. You want us to accept you so badly, because you haven’t accepted yourselves. And that’s what Gay Pride is really about. It’s your attempt to deal with your own self-hatred and discomfort with what you do by parading it in public under a rainbow flag. Well I got news for you. It isn’t going to make you feel better about it and it sure as hell isn’t going to make us feel better about it.

I don’t need to throw a parade to celebrate liking women. Liking women is its own parade. But if I couldn’t accept liking women, then sure I might need to throw a parade and demand constant affirmation from everyone else. Gay Pride Parades aren’t parades, they’re giant rainbow colored tantrums thrown by overgrown pleasure seeking babies still looking to be told that their disgusting lifestyle is okay.

If you can’t screw each other without throwing a parade to feel good about it, maybe it’s time to put away the dancing shoes and just join the Catholic Church like you used to.

And if you don’t believe me, you can get the same story from The Onion.

4 thoughts on “Stop Creeping People Out and You Won’t Get Beaten Up

  1. Bar Kochba says:

    Its really a Shame Parade. Celebrating lust and promiscuity is nothing to be proud of.

    HaShem created man and woman and commanded them in regards to forbidden relations. Men and men is a TOEIVAH! Besides the literal translation as an abomination, the Talmud explains that toeivah is a contraction of ‘toeh ata ba’- you became lost because of it. Same-sex attractions develops during puberty when a boy has no connection to his same-sex peers and feels inadequate as a man, sexualizing his idolization of ‘real men’.

    Help exists! There are organization like JONAH (Jews Offering New Alternatives to Homosexuality- or Atzat Nefesh to free yourself of these unwanted urges.

  2. frumhouse says:

    I have always thought about the reverse, as you have. I think people would be just as mortified if a Heterosexual Parade or a Straight Parade were to be announced. A parade to flout your sexuality? Why? For what purpose? Sexuality is as intrinsic to the human experience as eating, sleeping, and breathing. Should we have parades celebrating those attributes too?

  3. coldblooded says:

    Okay, so you’re a fucking asshole. No, I’m not gay. But my two best friends ARE gay. I don’t understand how anyone can have a problem with gay people. Like, LOVE IS LOVE. That’s all. Because they like the same sex as they are, they have to be seperated from other people for it? They have to be discriminated for it? That’s stupid. If people weren’t so closed minded and could open their minds to more new and different things, the world would be such a better place. And we probably could be at peace. But no, assholes like you make the world the way it is. Go fuck yourself.

  4. samuraimohel says:

    Love is Love. Who cares if it’s two men or a man and a cow or a man and a 4 year old boy?

    Do you even listen to the crap that comes out of your own mouth? If you have no standards, that’s your problem not ours. Because we still have standards.

    Close minded people who don’t embrace every messed up thing in the world are the reason why you can walk down the street without being attacked.

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