Professor Yaakov Rabkin , Israel Bashing Pro-Terrorist Asshat

In the gallery of terrorist collaborating asshats, you’ve got your basic Neturei Karta crazies whose monthly doses of horse trankies were paid for by their buddy Arafat and today by their buddy Mahmoud. Yaakov M. Rabkin can’t handle wearing the whole heavy Neturei Karta getup, but he still goes around on an antisemitic tour of the world, lecturing on the glories of Mahmoud’s NK buttboys, while aspiring to be one himself.

Wearing a flimsy yarmulke to shore up his credentials as a guy wearing a flimsy yarmulke, Yaakov Rabkin does his part to promote Iran’s nuking of Israel. Some of the Neturei Karta genuinely believe Israel is evil, gutter trash like Yaakov Rabkin though just don’t think that one Holocaust was enough. He’s a leftie trying to cloak his promotion of terrorism in religion. Too bad he doesn’t have much in the way of religion besides hating Israel and the Jewish people with all his might.

Listen to Yaakov Rabkin spew his lies on behalf of his beloved Ayatollahs

While Iran has signed the Non-Proliferation Treaty and publicly refused to develop nuclear weapons, Israel possesses such weapons and has not signed the treaty. Moreover, Iran has not attacked another country for centuries.

Yeah, Iran signed a bunch of human rights treaties too. It’s not like they behead minors or rape women in prisons or shoot them in public spectacles. Oops. They do.

Iran hasn’t attacked another country for centuries. Just last year when Iranian backed Hizbollah terrorists attacked Israel. Oh and there’s Iran’s attacks on US troops in Iraq. Iran’s attacks on British’s ships in the gulf. Then there was the 1998 Iranian attack on US ships in the Gulf. The Iranian bombing of the Jewish Center in Buenos Aires, I bet Yaakov Rabkin giggles like a schoolgirl every time he thinks of all those dead Jews and can’t wait for a repeat.

I wonder whether Yaakov M Rabkin seriously think that if Iran pulls something like this on Montreal, that they’ll give him advance notice or something, just because he does their work for them? He might want to remember that when the Kapos did their work, they got gassed just the same. When the Yevesktsia did their work, they got shot by the KGB. If Iran bombs a Jewish center in Montreal, the guilty will die with the innocent, and by the guilty I mean pro-terrorist sewer filth like Yaakov M. Rabkin who spreads lies on behalf of the murderers of Jews.

To justify an assault on Iran, one has to present the Iranian president as an anti-Semite. While overtly anti-Zionist, he is not anti-Jewish. Indeed, had he been anti-Semitic, he would harass Iran’s Jews rather than challenge a nuclear-armed regional power.

Oh yeah, it’s not like most Iranian Jews haven’t run away, while the small remainder live closely watched by the Iranian secret police. It’s not like Iran hasn’t imprisoned the Jewish leadership of entire communities in Iran, which live in terror of being identitied with Israel.

But Yaakov Rabkin loves Iran because they oppress Sefardim but roll out the red carpet for his AshkeNAZI NK buddies (“Ve Luv Ahdolf, He vus Anti-Zionist layk ahs”).

Don’t worry Yaakov Rabkin, Iran does its share of oppressing Jews and planning to wipe out millions of Jews in Israel. Now you do’t have to pick and choose, you can have the best of both anti-semitic worlds, if you can get up off your knees before Mahmoud long enough to embrace it.

One should not mistake a wish to see a regime change for a physical threat to Israeli civilians.

“DEATH TO ISRAEL. No, no, we mean we want regime change in Israel. That is why we are developing nuclear weapons for ahhh… regime change. Yes regime change with nuclear weapons, ah to hell with it, DEATH TO ISRAEL IN A REGIME CHANGE SORT OF WAY.”

The Kapos in Poland were hoping for a limo to the gas chamber. Does Professor Yaakov M. Rabkin expect a limo to a radioactive wasteland?

Like many non-Zionist Jews, he wants Israel to evolve from a state for the Jews – a major source of the Israel/Palestine conflict – to an inclusive state of all its citizens.

Yes, see what a nice guy Mahmoud is. He wants to make Israel “inclusive”, “a state for all its citizens”, that’s why he’s developing nuclear weapons. To bring about regime change that will make Israel “inclusive.”

Right now Israel is exclusively all about living Jews. Mahmoud would like to change that. Yaakov Rabkin would like to help him change that, or at least sell his books to the Eurotrash Keffiyah wearers.

And when Israel includes only dead Jews and a Professor Yaakov Rabkin Memorial Crematorium then the conflict will be solved.

There are only two things to say Yaakov M. Rabkin or should that be Esau M. Rabkin?

Bekol Dor Va Dor Omdim Aleinu Lekolteinu. Velamalshinim Al Tehi Tikva, VeKol HaRishaa Kerega Toveidu, VeKol Oivei Amcha Meheira Yekoreitu.

Oh i forgot a third thing, You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye. You’ve opted out of the Jewish people. you’ve opted to be an overseer, a Kapo, a collaborator, a Yevesktsia, a liberal appeaser and an evil little smirking shmuck who reads lectures to anti-semites, sells books, puts the money in the bank and thinks that all will be well with him. I’m sure the money keeps you warm at night, but you’ll need a whole fireproof suit of it where you’re going, where the flames never die and the fire burns forever.

Give our regards to Datan, Aviram and Amram when you get there.

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The Whole Damned Shidduch Crisis

Let’s get this straight, there is no Shidduch crisis. There is a crisis in function when it comes to meeting and dating people. The whole name “Shidduch Crisis” alone tells you what’s wrong. It’s not a marriage crisis, it’s a problem centered on shidduchim. Get rid of the Shidduchim and you get rid of the “crisis”.

The whole reason we have a “Shidduch Crisis” is because we’re American Orthodox Jews living under two clumsily grafted together dating systems, one half American, one half Eastern European.

The Shadchan was a great way of bringing together two families for marriage based on social class and money, aka Yiches und Gelt. It worked great so long as the two people had little say in it didn’t care too much who they married. And by great, I mean it worked as badly as any other system for meeting and marrying someone.

But today American Orthodox Jews, at least the ones who can speak English and pay sales tax, actually care about who they marry. They actually want to get to know them and to make sure they can live with them. It’s not just two families making arrangements and working out the down payment. It’s two people, with feelings, personalities and expectations. And the Shidduch System wasn’t built for that at all and grinds to a slow and painful halt.

I’m not advising what to do to fix the “Shidduch Crisis”. I’m advising people not to be stupid. The Shidduch system was never built to do what is being expected of it. The Shidduch system worked and works only when people are minimally selective, when both sides can be reduced to a simple checklist of bank statements and Yichus. But nobody today marries a 200,000 dollar bank account and the great-grandson of the Divrei Something. You marry a human being, a human being you get to know and maybe even love. And there’s no checklist for that.

If every business had to recruit employees by calling a mean old woman in Boro Park or the Five Towns with a jotted down list of names of potential employees who they had to wait months to interview… business would grind to a halt.

Hell even if every business had to recruit employees through professional recruiters, but couldn’t go out and look for employees or put out ads or accept walk ins, business would grind to a halt. And then there would be a “Business Crisis”.

That’s all the “Shidduch Crisis” is, a crisis of function. When a system stops working, you either reform it or throw it out. But that’s not what the Frum world does, because the Frum world continues to insist on treating every bit of Narishkeit that was adopted along the way, every social custom, every tradition from 18th century Poland as Torah Mi’Sinai. American Orthodox Jews want the benefits of the American life while maintaining the customs of the Eastern European life. The resulting compromises produce hypocrisy and dysfunction. Pushed hard enough they produce crisis.

The solution to the “Shidduch Crisis” is not Tefilot or keeping the Mitzvos of whatever, though those all might be helpful, particularly to individuals. The solution to stupidity is to stop being stupid. The Shadchan system cannot be expected to do what we want it to. Not even if every married frum woman in America pitches in. Trying to cover over the resulting misery with talk about Bashert and Everyone has their own Nisoyon, won’t do it either.

Don’t look to me for solutions, but if you must have one, let me give you a Torah answer, that no frum person will accept. Yaakov Avinu met Rachel by a well and kissed her and impressed her by lifting a giant rock. Moshe Rabbeinu met his wife by a well and saved her from a bunch of hooligans. Calev met his wife when she saved his life while he was on a spying mission in her inn. Then there was David Hamelech who won the hand of his wife by bring in the castrated body parts of the king’s dead enemies.

Does that sound daring, romantic, too much like romance novels? We all know Yidden don’t act that way. Except they did and do. Men and women always have and always will remain the same. For better or worse.

The Shidduch system has blip all to do with religion. Every culture has two ways that marriages happen. The social structured way that involves careful family negotiations and have more to do with dowry and the in laws than the couple and the unstructured way that involves men and women meeting and falling for each other, wisely or unwisely. Many more traditional cultures proscribe the unstructred route. The frum world mostly does. Some try to structure it with dances and organized meetings. Back when we were Am Yisrael, before we were “Yidden” and groveled before every ridiculous European and Babylonian Goyische custom we picked up and hugged close to our chests, on Tu Be’av the girls danced in their white dresses waiting for a man to come to them.

No doubt there was a shidduch crisis then too.

Dress

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When President Bush goes to Arab nations he dresses in their garb which consists of shapeless Hausfrau dresses and effeminate head dresses for both men and woman.  Even his wife plops a shapeless shmatta (rag) on top of her head for the “Hausfrau Dowdy -just how ugly can I make myself appear” look.
When Árabs come to this country they still wear their own garb. I say this is patently unfair and a sign that they consider the rest of humanity to be Dhimmis.Therefore their women must wear Daisy Dukes and halter tops. No head coverings on women should be allowed in the United States for any reason.
The men must wear typical American clothing or face time in the stocks and pelting with rotten fruit and tomatoes and assorted animal dung. If they are from Africa they must wear baggy pants, do rags and untied sneakers to distinguish that they are indeed in solidarity with their black brethren in da Ghet-Toes
If they are Á-Rab they must dress in Zoot suits in shiny sharkskin and wear tons of guido jewelry around their necks in solidarity with their semi-sort of- almost but not quite Americanized cousins. If they are chinese I think a long braid down the back and buck teeth and thick glasses will suffice as a sort of homage to American sensibilities.

Crappy Dangerous Airlines = Modest Flying

The Rabbinical Committee of Transportation published an ad Tuesday in official haredi newspapers ranking airlines operating flights from Israel to the United States and Europe in terms of the films screened on the planes.

Under the title “There is another way”, the committee rabbis – operating under the authority of the greatest sages of Israel, including Rabbi Yosef Shalom Elyashiv, Rabbi Aharon Leib Shteinman, Hasidic leaders, as well as Shas’ spiritual leader Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, whose son Yitzhak Yosef is a member of the committee – stated that “the film problem constitutes a dreadful spiritual danger.”

Modesty categories
The airlines ranked as a top priority, according to the committee, are those which do not offer any films on their flights.

The airlines which won the privilege of being included in the modest category are mainly eastern European companies such as Aerosvit, which provides flight services to Ukraine and later on to the rest of Europe, Malev, which flies to Hungary, and Brussels Airlines, which provides flights to Belgium.

As for flights to the US, British Airways and Continental Airlines were ranked as a second priority, and Swiss International Air Lines was rated second in flights to Europe.

What about Israeli airlines?
The Israeli airlines did not win much praise in the haredi committee’s ranking. El Al was included in the third category in flights to the US and London, while Israir and Arkia did not even make it to the list of “permitted” airlines.

Call me crazy here, but as vitally important as it is to avoid seeing Meet the Klumps with Hebrew voiceovers, maybe recommending that people fly crappy Eastern European airlines with terrible safety records just to avoid seeing a movie that you can avoid seeing by looking away from the frakking screen.

I mean seeing 3 seconds of Blades of Glory probably won’t kill you, though it might destroy your desire to ever see a movie again. On the other hand flying Bulgaria’s proud ExplodaAirlines consisting of surplus Chinese planes from 1972 glued together by used Post It notes might.

Modesty is important and all, but you’re gonna be fairly immodest when you’re plummeting through the air from 36,000 feet is all I’m saying.

I Got Yer Searches Right Here, Punks

The internet is a big giant whirlpool of stupid searches, some of which come in my direction. Usually I just stand by and laugh while you morons search for “How to get a Sword Out of a Wall” or “Chassidish Sluts 2003” or “Gay in Schentaday” but this time out of the charity and goodness of my heart, I’m here to help you you out.
Ah who am I kidding. I’m not the helpful type.

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Haredi evil dwells in a giant chasm somewhere off 13th avenue. No way that’s Chassidish evil. Haredi evil is somewhere in Lakewood where it runs a basement business off the books.

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Seventh Day Adventists are vulnerable to Kryptonite. Messies require a wooden stake through the heart or a dash of Mayim Chaim.

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Stop looking up my armor.

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My real name is Yojimbo Takahashi. No wait, that’s not right. My real name is Yomamma Cankissmyass. Thanks for asking, but no I won’t date you, Ari.

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“ari hart” “deport”

Yes please.

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Does a shriner defecate in the woods? Regardless, they’re still a cult.

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I hope they’ll be very happy together

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We can go as low as 16

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Because it gets them drunk faster in a trendy way.

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No!

Congressman Robert Wexler Fighting to Protect Iran from the US Marines

Professional politician and lying sack of crap Congressman Robert Wexler is one of the Democratic party’s most visible “Pro-Israel Politicians” which means he’s constantly sponsoring and pushing meaningless resolutions that don’t accomplish squat except to convince his senile Florida constituents that he’s a “nice Jewish boy” fighting for Israel.

But Bobby Wexler may show one face to Bubbe and Zaidy in Miami Beach, but he shows a whole other one to his left wing buddies over in Huffington Post and he’s written a whole article over there about his fight to protect Iran… from America.

See Robert Wexler created a phony toothless resolution against Iran, House Concurrent Resolution 362, which basically states that Iran is developing nuclear weapons, supports Hamas and Hizbullah, and wants to destroy Israel and the best response is to stop doing business with Iranian banks and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and calls on the President to bring some diplomacy to the table. Scary yeah, I bet it made Mahmoud practically piss his pants at the thought of all that diplomacy. How’s he ever gonna nuke Israel now?

Because House Concurrent Resolution 362 is so toothless lots of Democrats have had no problem backing it, including Obama. It’s a safe way to be visibly pro-Israel while doing squat. But House Concurrent Resolution 362 has still outraged the Netroots who are behind the Obama campaign. And no Dem politician wants to Liebermaned or Hillaried when they try to run for higher office. So we’ve got Congressman Robert Wexler writing about his fight to protect Iran.

In the coming weeks, the House Committee on Foreign Affairs, of which I am a member, may vote on House Concurrent Resolution 362. Given my growing concerns regarding this resolution, including its failure to advocate for direct American engagement with Tehran and open language that could lead to a US blockade of Iran, I will lead an effort to make changes to this resolution before it comes to the Foreign Affairs committee for a vote. Despite being a cosponsor of this resolution — these changes will ultimately determine whether or not I will continue to support H. Con. Res. 362.

So Robert Wexler (AKA lying sack of crap) phony Orthodox Jew and Obama’s biggest whore in Florida, is now worried that HORROR OF HORRORS, the resolution he co-sponsored might lead to a boycott of Iran. And he’ll be damned if that happens.

Apparently we misunderstood his resolution, which was supposed to focus on lots of diplomacy with Iran and some face saving gestures that everyone would ignore. But now Robert Wexler is fighting to water down the resolution even more, fighting for Iran while representing Florida.

Now Robert Wexler will no longer vote for his own resolution, but you can bet he’ll be taking credit for it down in Florida during the election as he does what lying sack of crap politicians always do on Israel, talk out of both sides of his lying little mouth.

Given my intense distrust of President Bush and his administration’s disastrous foreign policy record, I also sponsored legislation (H. R. 3119), which if passed into law would prohibit the use of funds for military operations in Iran unless authorized by Congress and prevents the president from unilaterally going to war.

Bet Bobby won’t be talking up H.R. 3119 next time he’s pressing Bubby’s hand and telling her how he’s working to stop Iran from carrying out a second Holocaust. But it’s what Robert Wexler is really about, fighting to protect Iran from the US Marines.

Robert Wexler doesn’t give a crap if Iran nukes Israel tomorrow. What he cares about is kissing ass and getting ahead. So he’ll play his Jewish voters for suckers while kissing left wing ass and taking Nobama on a tour of the Synagogues. He’ll co-sponsor a resolution against Iran while sponsoring another one to protect Iran. Amorality thy name is Robert Wexler.

The language that is most disconcerting in the resolution is the third resolved clause, which demands that the president initiate among several things an “international effort to impose stringent inspection requirements on all persons, vehicles, ships, planes, trains, and cargo entering or departing Iran.”

Yeah, because you wouldn’t actually want to impose real sanctions on Iran or make a serious effort to keep Iran from going nuclear, do you Bobby?

To that end, I am not willing to leave even the “slightest crack” open for this president to unilaterally set this nation down another disastrous path of war in Iran.

There’s your final note. That’s Congressman Robert Wexler, the real whore behind the phony nice Jewish boy facade. That’s the quote that should be played over and over again to his Florida district come election day.

Uri L’Tzedek Cashes in for $60,000 for Blackmailing Kosher Meat

Good news for the Uri L’Tzedek gang which staged a phony non-boycott of Agriprocessors Kosher Meat based on 5 news stories they read online, and are now cashing in to the tune of 60 big boys for their phony organization. Phony social activism sounds like a good business to be in. Doesn’t it?

As reported on the useless wankers own site, Bikkurim will be turning over office space, access to professional networks and services and funding worth 60 grand. Which amounts to Bikkurim telling Ari Hart, Shmuly Yanklowitz that they did good and now it’s time for them to earn their stripes by going after more Jewish groups.

Now you probably never heard of Bikkurim and if you go to their site, you’ll read a whole bunch of vague do-gooder crap. But when you take a look at what they fund, it gets real interesting. Here’s some highlights.

Footsteps, 2006
Footsteps provides social, emotional, health awareness, educational, and vocational resources to individuals who are growing beyond their ultra-orthodox and Chasidic Jewish communities and who choose to enter mainstream America.

Now that’s a really fancy way of saying that Footsteps is an Ex-Orthodox group encouraging teens and adults to leave Judaism. Bikkurim doesn’t just fund Footsteps but serves as their mailing address. Sultan Knish claimed to have found evidence that Footsteps.org was a scam. But whether that’s true or not, it’s pretty obvious what their goal is.

Next Bikkurim funds

Canfei Nesharim, 2004
Canfei Nesharim (“the wings of eagles”) is an organization of Orthodox Jews who are dedicated to educating the Orthodox community about the importance of protecting the environment from the perspective of Jewish tradition and Halacha (Jewish law).

Basically the environmentalist equivalent of Uri L’Tzedek. Left wing activists trying to repackage a left wing agenda under Orthodox colors. So if you can’t knock the religion out of ’em with Footsteps, bring em on board with Canfei Nesharim and Uri L’Tzedek. But it gets even better with,

Encounter, 2007
ENCOUNTER is an educational organization dedicated to providing emerging Jewish leaders from across the religious and political spectrum with exposure to Palestinian narratives and realities.

Wow sure sounds great Biff. But what is all that really about?

Motivated by the impassioned Jewish commitment to hokhma (wisdom) and binah (understanding), ENCOUNTER cultivates informed Jewish leadership on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict by bringing participants on journeys to Palestinian communities in the West Bank.

So in other words Encounters funds Jewish tours to enemy territory in order to hear enemy propaganda. Here’s how it works

I recently spent a few days in the West Bank town of Bethlehem with a group of future rabbis, Jewish educators and Dorot Fellows on a trip called Encounter, which takes future Jewish leaders from North America who are studying in Israel into the West Bank to meet with Palestinian activists and stay in Palestinian homes.

We met with representatives of Open Bethlehem, a group attempting to garner worldwide support against Israel’s construction of the separation barrier around Bethlehem, which has effectively ruined its tourist-based economy.

We walked in the shadow of the separation barrier, which separates the West Bank from Israel and the Jewish settlements. We listened to the personal stories of a professor from Al-Quds University, a Christian Bible teacher, and a mother who was forced to divorce her multimillionaire husband because Israel wouldn’t let him live with her in the West Bank and she wasn’t allowed to leave with her son. And we met with representatives of the Negotiations Affairs Department of the Palestine Liberation Organization who had spent the preceding days prepping their colleagues for their trip to the Annapolis conference.

Throughout the trip a sense of hopelessness hung over our heads. My host for the night, Osama, a news anchor for the Palestine News Network, spoke about his wishes to travel in the future.

Yeah I bet Osama would love to travel. And hopefully Encounters can fulfill his dreams. Oh but it gets way better than that.

“Would you like to see two independent states, living side by side?” I asked them both at dinner on our first day.

“No,” Osama replied with conviction. “Even if we had our own state, Israel would still control us. We have no airport, and all of our borders are with Israel. They give us our food, our water, our electricity. If we do something they don’t like, they would strangle us and cut us off from the rest of the world like they have done in Gaza. Two states could never work.”

I have to admit, she made a convincing argument. One country with everyone living in harmony? It sounds fantastic to me. I’d love to see a place where ethnicity and religion have little impact on society, but of course there’s reality to deal with. We decided to change the subject.

Yes most convincing. Death to Israel. All Hail Osama. Funded by Bikkurim. Listed on the Bikkurim website.

That’s the august company that Uri L’Tzedek joins. A left wing incubator funded by a prominent left wing family which promotes an agenda of undermining Israel and Judaism. I could follow the chain of front groups that fund places like Bikkurim through other front groups and it would stretch a long way. Suffice it their goal is to fund left wing Jewish groups for agendas like this. That’s the graduating class Uri L’Tzedek joined through its blackmail of Kosher meat. Now they have their payday and their devil’s bargain. Hope they enjoy it. I’m sure we’ll see them around shaking down more Jewish organizations and businesses and trying to intimidate them into following their backers’ left wing agenda.