Really, How is this Hard?

I don’t like the church or the pope and I think their position on contraception has to do with making more Catholics, while ignoring the starvation in Africa, but come on.

The news outlets are acting like Benedict is now okay with condoms. He’s not okay with condoms (I almost wrote condors and then had to fix it) in contraception. He’s only okay with it for gays doing their thing. And two gay men having sex with each other can never lead to a baby, unless one of them is actually a woman in disguise.

It’s like the media has gone full retard and can’t report on stories anymore at a level above a fifth grader. The Catholic Church is not opposed to condoms because they hate small rolled up plastic baggies, but because they’re opposed to contraception. Gay men using condoms is not contraception. Benedict thinking out loud, that maybe gay men using condoms with each other is not so bad, because at least they won’t transmit HIV to each other, is not all that out of line with church policy.

So chill. Seriously.

And now because I can’t stop thinking about condors, here are condors.

And now here’s condorman making James Bond cry.

I think we’ve settled this issue for good now.

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2 thoughts on “Really, How is this Hard?

  1. Rachel says:

    It’s like the media has gone full retard and can’t report on stories anymore at a level above a fifth grader.

    That isn’t news—I’m positively convinced that the AP won’t hire anyone with an IQ over 70 or so.

    As for the Catholics and contraception–I thought the Church approved the use of *perforated* condoms. Because, you know, perforated condoms are so damn useful.

  2. samuraimohel says:

    The pope finds them very useful when he’s smuggling cocaine into South America

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