About Samurai Mohel

Samurai Mohel comes from the distant lands of the rising sun where he studied honor and martial arts before sailing west and entering a Yeshiva where he spent as many years as he had spent mastering the disciplines of the quick blade and the sharp thrust, studying Gemara and learning Meforshim and mastering the trick of falling asleep with his eyes open and replying to any question with, “Shut Up, I’m Learning.”

After a year of this, Samurai Mohel chose to turn his trusted sword to a more useful purpose. Now Samurai Mohel cuts down pomposity to size and castrates hypocrisy. He severs the testi… never mind that part of the metaphor is gross. Anyway Samurai Mohel is a force for good. Also he plays the guitar, builds bridges for impoverished Brazilian orphans (which does them absolutely no good) and singlehandedly created the Jewish Blogsphere by spitting in a cup of apple juice.

Now go and do likewise.

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17 thoughts on “About Samurai Mohel

  1. Shoshana says:

    very nice profile. So are you single?

  2. Miriam says:

    Nice Profile. So, you’re single?

  3. jacob says:

    The name is cool ..but is kinda scary..for a male to contemplate.

    The Big question: Metzitza or not?

    Welcome to the J-B!

    Then again..”singlehandedly created the Jewish Blogsphere by spitting in a cup of apple juice.”

    Love the layout.

  4. Stephen says:

    Some very funny stuff!

  5. Frum Hiker says:

    Dude can we do a link exchange?

    http://frumsatire.net

  6. Someone says:

    Drop me an email…I wanna talk more about one of your issues your write about. ASAP.

  7. samuraimohel says:

    I’m really not interested in emailing anyone, if you have something private to say you can leave a comment, indicate it’s private and it won’t go up

  8. Neveilah says:

    So still single bubbeleh?

  9. Justin White says:

    Very creative blog! How long have you been running it? Lots of hatslacha!
    -Taming Korach

  10. I ADORE this blog! I’d love to cross-post a piece or two – if you could e me at starofdavida@gmail.com I would uber appreciate that!

  11. samuraimohel says:

    Thanks. What do you mean by crosspost? If you want to post some of my blog posts, that’s cool.

  12. Shira Hana says:

    So did you study under Jeff Speakman-you so sound like somebody he would like. Do you know him in California?
    Do I have a Jewish-Buddhist girl for you!! Not me-I’m taken.

  13. samuraimohel says:

    No, yes, no and yes, in no particular order.

  14. Harold Hecuba says:

    Is it accurate that you’re married to a Catholic? 🙂

  15. samuraimohel says:

    Someone’s a Phil Silvers fan

  16. I am very impressed with this blog. Great content and I love the sarcastic tone. Awesome!! 🙂

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