It always works. First there’s a gay pride parade and then the gays begin whining about violence against them. Whether it’s in New York, LA or Jerusalem, it’s always the same damn thing. “Here, let me dress up as Satan in assless chaps and pretend to wank my boyfriend on a float in the middle of the city” and then it’s “WHY ARE PEOPLE SO INTOLERANT AND HOMOPHOBIC?? WHY??”
Here’s a thought, maybe people wouldn’t be so intolerant and homophobic if you didn’t insist on going out looking to provoke them. Normal people don’t run sexually explicit parades through gay areas. Hell even when normal people just have kids, gays begin sneering about “Breeders”. But of course we’re not supposed to talk about how bigoted gays are, just like we’re not supposed to talk about gay violence and gay sexual assaults against normal people.
Gay pride parades have nothing in common with normal parades. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t celebrate people having sex with each other. Neither does anybody else’s parade. The obvious message from Gay Pride Parades is gay identity is nothing more than male bathhouse sex with more colorful costumes. It puts the worst behavior gays can imagine on display to the public and then gays scream and whine, when attacks happen on them afterward by some of the 90 percent of the population who don’t appreciate a parade consisting of a celebration of public fornication by people whose stepfather molested them a few too many times growing up and who still haven’t gotten over it.
Like most people I’m not out to stone you with big rocks. Hell most of the time I don’t even care about you. Not even when you’re humming showtunes in line at the post office while prancing around like you’re Britney Spears. So of course naturally you work hard to provoke the most intolerant reactions around, so you can then whine about it and turn that guy who got beaten up on the bus into some sort of martyr for gay rights.
Let’s get it straight, creeping us out is not going to make us tolerate you. Annoying us and whining isn’t going to make us tolerate you. We tolerate people best when they leave us the hell alone. Yes we find you disgusting and always will. That doesn’t mean we can’t share a planet, it means that we don’t want to know about what you do and we’ll all be happier that way.
If you can’t think of anything more to be proud of than gay sex, you’ve got a bigger problem than “intolerance”, because your whole ridiculous identity is built on which hole you and your “partner” Sergio use. And that’s not an identity, it’s an identity crisis.
Your problem isn’t us, it’s yourselves. You want us to accept you so badly, because you haven’t accepted yourselves. And that’s what Gay Pride is really about. It’s your attempt to deal with your own self-hatred and discomfort with what you do by parading it in public under a rainbow flag. Well I got news for you. It isn’t going to make you feel better about it and it sure as hell isn’t going to make us feel better about it.
I don’t need to throw a parade to celebrate liking women. Liking women is its own parade. But if I couldn’t accept liking women, then sure I might need to throw a parade and demand constant affirmation from everyone else. Gay Pride Parades aren’t parades, they’re giant rainbow colored tantrums thrown by overgrown pleasure seeking babies still looking to be told that their disgusting lifestyle is okay.
If you can’t screw each other without throwing a parade to feel good about it, maybe it’s time to put away the dancing shoes and just join the Catholic Church like you used to.
And if you don’t believe me, you can get the same story from The Onion.